被批评接受采访不专业,恩比德机智回怼

美国JRS之声 11-24

Jalen Rose called Joel Embiid's "69 percent" conditioning joke "unprofessional." Embiid now says he's at 81 percent.

杰伦 - 罗斯 [ 译注 1 ] 认为乔尔 - 恩比德调侃自己状态恢复了“ 69% ”是很“不专业”的表现。大帝在这次接受采访说到:“我认为我现在恢复到了 81%。”

[ 译注 1 ] 杰伦 - 罗斯在猛龙效力时,科比曾在他的防守下砍过 81 分。

视频:恩比德机智回怼>>

[ – ] Jazzshavegilette 1638 指標 3 小時前

Ok this ones actually clever.

服,大帝这个回答太机智了。

[ – ] wormsgalore 2452 指標 2 小時前

69% was clever too, he was referring to the sex position

69% 也是溜得飞起,他是在暗指那个绝妙的体位。

[ – ] Jazzshavegilette 955 指標 2 小時前

Nice

抓着一个老实人。

[ – ] CelticsPapaKyrie 144 指標 2 小時前

Oh shit. I didn't realize he was referencing the sex number lmao I thought people were laughing because his performance obviously showed more than a 19% improvement, which makes it pretty funny when he implies otherwise damn bro that's wild lol

我勒个去,我之前都没意识到他是在指 69 这个姿势哈哈哈哈。我一开始还以为大家笑这个言论是因为大帝的表现明显比上次说 50% 的那次提高了不止 19% 啊。大帝这样暗示的话就挺好笑的,实在是太狂野了,哈哈哈哈。

[ – ] LakersBromine21 262 指標 3 小時前

Now I am wondering how many people didn't get it.

我就想知道有多少人没领会到大帝这次的梗。

[ – ] PelicansBigEarl139 369 指標 2 小時前

Probably a lot of people. Most casual fans have no idea Jalen Rose was even in the NBA.

Most people probably couldn't even tell you what team Kobe scored 81 against.

估计得有一大把。很多伪球迷压根都不知道杰伦 - 罗斯打过 NBA。

还有大把人连科比在打哪支球队时得了 81 分都说不出来。

[ – ] New Jersey Netslatman 155 指標 2 小時前

Jemele Hill "YOU ARE RANDOMLY PICKING NUMBERS"

很明显女主持人 Jemele Hill 就不懂这个梗,她居然跟大帝说:“你只是在随意地选一些数字!”

[ – ] Master3NIGM4 245 指標 2 小時前

She just randomly has a job

她只是随意地有着一份工作罢了。

[ – ] CavaliersPM-Me-Your-BeesKnees 109 指標 1 小時前

I swear, she's like a Make-A-Wish kid who got to be an ESPN employee "for life" and then an experimental treatment actually worked and now ESPN doesn't know how to back out of the deal they made. I have no idea how she keeps getting promoted. She was a shitty writer for Page 2, and that was over a decade and 7 promotions ago.

我发誓,她就像一个接受许愿基金帮助的儿童,在她生命垂危之前为了满足她的梦想,让她做“一辈子” ESPN 的员工,不料有一天一个实验性治疗项目把她救了回来,然后 ESPN 就尴尬了,不知道该怎么收回他们之前的承诺。我都不知道为什么她能一直被提拔,作为 ESPN Page 2 的专栏作家,她简直就是屎一样,而且之后的十年她还升了 7 次职。

[ – ] NephewForThe3 5632 指標 3 小時前

Jalen rose should retire after that one lmao

大帝这个梗可以让杰伦 - 罗斯从评论界退役了,哈哈哈哈。

[ – ] 76ersSquidTwister 3824 指標 3 小時前

Those who don't get it ( like me I had to Google ) Kobe scored 81 on Jalen

致那些没懂的人(比如说我还谷歌了一下),科比在杰伦头上砍下了 81 分。

[ – ] RaptorsAnal_Iverson 645 指標 3 小時前

Embiid with the mamba mentality. "How many olives?"

有着曼巴精神的大帝。“尊敬的顾客您需要多少颗橄榄?”

[ – ] Celticsfreerealestatedotbiz 1587 指標 3 小時前

视频:科比在广告中调侃杰伦 - 罗斯>>

[ – ] [ BOS ] Eddie HouseShinySuitTheory 1223 指標 2 小時前

"81"

This is the best fucking video ever lmao

“不多不少,81 就好。”

有史以来最佳视频,笑死我了。

[ – ] Bucksphilcannotdance 366 指標 2 小時前

The clapping at the end really completes it

结尾的拍掌简直绝了,完美。

[ – ] ThisIsMy5thAcc 161 指標 2 小時前

This is for a TV show pilot that didn’t get picked up. I think the clapping at the end is to start the intro to the show.

这段视频是为一档电视剧的试水集设计的,但片商对那个剧没兴趣,最后没有上线。我记得结尾的拍掌实际上是这部电视剧的开头。

[ – ] BullsOnceAteABurgerAMA 215 指標 2 小時前

This video is phenomenal and it always impresses me how good of an actor Kobe is. Also for every single time I've seen this video I've never been able to understand what Kobe asks for 81 of, and I was finally able to understand the waiter. Olives. He asks how many olives he wants.

这段视频太棒啦,老科的演技也总能令我印象深刻。每次我看这视频的时候我都没懂老科是在要 81 个什么,直到服务员说“橄榄”我才知道。他是在问老科需要多少颗橄榄。

[ – ] Celticsbssmark 316 指標 2 小時前

How the hell did Kobe become such a good actor since 2009 Comedy of the Year "Kobe Doin' Work?"

在 2009 年“年度喜剧大片”《科比工作进行时》之后,老科是如何蜕变成一个如此优秀的演员?

[ – ] butwhatistheanswer 268 指標 2 小時前

He’s a maniac, he has to be the best at everything he tries to do

老科就是个偏执狂,所有他尝试过的事情他都要成为里面做的最好的那个。

[ – ] WizardsOfficialSantaClaus 172 指標 2 小時前

Dominate comedy

比如说,统治喜剧界。

[ – ] 76ersSquidTwister 882 指標 3 小時前

Someone last week ( maybe Jalen ) said that they thought it was awful that Embiid would say that in front of a lady. Like Molly gives a fuck lol

上周某人(可能是杰伦 - 罗斯)说恩比德在一位女士面前提到 69 简直是太可怕了。呵,说得好像当事人 Molly(赛后采访恩比德的女记者)在乎一样似得。

[ – ] 76ersPhiladelphiaFish 247 指標 3 小時前

Molly is closer to the players than any of the talking heads on ESPN.

Molly 可比这些 ESPN 的嘴炮们离 NBA 球员近得多了。

[ – ] ThunderTheSunsNotYellow 735 指標 2 小時前

It's more awful to act like ladies can't enjoy a 69 joke

更可怕的是他表现得像是女士们无法接受一个关于 69 的黄段子一样。

[ – ] [ SAC ] Bonzi WellsGeneralShepard 286 指標 2 小時前

Everyone loves a good 69 joke. Family fun for everyone.

可不是么,所有人都爱一个恰到好处的 69 黄段子,独乐乐不如阖家欢乐。

[ – ] 76ersmoneyball32 [ S ] 1115 指標 3 小時前 *

Video of Jalen Rose's "unprofessional" comment for those interested.

Edit: For those unaware, Jalen was the one guarding Kobe when Kobe dropped 81. Jalen has been known to block anyone on twitter that tweets anything at him related to the number 81.

视频:杰伦 - 罗斯评论大帝“不专业”的视频在这,给那些感兴趣的朋友们>>

注:以防各位不清楚状况,杰伦 - 罗斯就是在科比砍下 81 分那个夜晚防守科比的人。

而且杰伦 - 罗斯是真的会在推特上屏蔽掉任何有关他和 81 这个数字的推文,世人皆知。

[ – ] Kingssenor_steez 733 指標 3 小時前

"Guarding" Kobe

哦?“防守”科比。

[ – ] [ BOS ] Shaquille O'NealGO30tv 371 指標 3 小時前

Got a up close and personal view of Kobe dropping 81*

更像是近距离个人专享观赏科比狂轰 81 分吧。

[ – ] Heatboo_how_yeezy 59 指標 1 小時前

Best seat in the house.

全场最佳的座位。

[ – ] 76ersThaOneNOnly 1914 指標 2 小時前

You know what else is unprofessional? Letting a guy drop 81 on you.

各位看官知道还有什么事情是“不专业”的吗?让一个人在你头上砍下 81 分就是个绝佳例子。

[ – ] WarriorsGreat_Chairman_Mao 842 指標 2 小時前

Can't argue with that, Jalen's job was to not let Kobe score 81. Kobe scored 81. Pretty unprofessional.

说得好,毫无反驳之力。杰伦的工作就是不让科比拿 81 分,然而科比拿到了 81 分,挺不专业的。

[ – ] [ OKC ] Serge IbakaFearkiller77 136 指標 1 小時前

So if he would have held Kobe to 80 would you have considered that professional? /s

老哥你这么说的话,如果他只让科比得了 80 分,你就认为他专业了吗?txtx

[ – ] Grizzlieskeefstrong 95 指標 1 小時前

No, but adversely Embiid would only be 80% :c

当然不会,但是相对的,恩比德会说我只恢复到了 80%。

[ – ] Jazzchrimewave 1795 指標 3 小時前

ah yes, jalen rose, the beacon of professionalism in broadcasting

杰伦 - 罗斯还有脸提专业性,他以为自己是体育主持界的灯塔?

[ – ] 76ersdarpachief 1055 指標 2 小時前

Jalen Rose used to come into the bar I worked at in Downtown Los Angeles, order a cranberry juice while he watched Sportscenter, and leave me a $20 every time. Dude's alright in my book.

杰伦 - 罗斯以前经常会来我曾经工作的酒吧,在洛杉矶的闹市区。每次他都会点一杯蔓越莓汁,然后坐在那看 Sportscenter,走的时候会给我 20 刀的小费。从我的角度来看,这哥们没问题。

[ – ] Lakersinf_mom 265 指標 3 小時前

Wouldn't someone who is unprofessional be able to identify unprofessionalism the best?

杰伦没错,一个不专业的人应该有办法去分辨那些不专业界中的佼佼者啊,不是吗?txtx

[ – ] Jazzchrimewave 107 指標 3 小時前

sure but shouldnt the pot not talk shit about the kettle tho

你说的没错,但是五十步为何要笑百步呢?

[ – ] Haiko248 584 指標 2 小時前

well fuck I gotta like Embiid now

很好,我爱死恩比德了。

[ – ] LakersDJ_Mbengas_Taco 173 指標 2 小時前

You didn’t before? Man you’ve been missing out on the full load

你以前不爱?老哥那你可错过了大帝“释放一切”的盛世繁华啊。

[ – ] Maverickslandon34 2554 指標 3 小時前

Holy fuck Embiid is a man

大帝真是能人啊!

[ – ] LakersJayveesac 632 指標 2 小時前

He is a life-size troll

大帝就是个真人版的巨怪。

[ – ] 76erszmose 249 指標 2 小時前

Embiid is slowly turning into Philly Jesus

大帝正在蜕变为费城耶稣。

[ – ] Maverickslandon34 189 指標 2 小時前

Wentz the Father, Simmons the Son, Embiid the Holy Ghost

圣父瑛士,圣子西蒙斯,圣鬼比德。

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